November 2011
berri3sandcream asked: WHY ARE WE SO SEXY?
berri3sandcream asked: BRO.
berri3sandcream asked: I DONT HAVE FOOD COLOURING TO MAKE YOU A RAINBOW CAKE! FML
berri3sandcream asked: nawhh of course i love you guys
jolie-la-vie-deactivated2012010 asked: i finally understand why this is called "stanley" bros... and now i'm cracking up. Have a nice day!
Bro Code Article #12
Bros do not share dessert.
Bro Code Article #11
A bro may ask another bro to help him move. But only after first disclosing an honest estimate on both time commitment and number of large furniture pieces. If the bro has vastly underestimated, either his bros retain the right to leave his possessions where they are, in most cases stuck in a door-way.
heartfullofglitter asked: look at these bros. making a tumblr like a boss.
Bro Code Article #10
A bro will drop whatever he is doing and rush to help his bro dump a chick. It’s normal for a bro to get confused and disoriented when dumping a chick. For some reason he is worried she will become agitated or even violent after he calmly explains his desire to hook up with her friends. This is when a bro most needs his bro to remind him that there are plenty of chick in the ocean and that a...
berri3sandcream asked: ahhh 1101th follower i love youuuu :D
Anonymous asked: I want you.
Let's play the "Yes or No" game.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.
Anonymous asked: HI I BET YOU HAVE A LOT OF FOLLOWERS
Anonymous asked: honestly, how the fuck did you get so awesome? i really think you're perfect. like, i would do anything to be with you.
Anonymous asked: AWESOME BLOG BROSSSS <3
Bro Code Article #9
Should a bro lose a body part due to an accident or illness, his fellow bros will not make lame jokes such as “Gimme three” or “Wow!! Quitting your job like that really took a lot of ball!!” It’s still a hi-five and that bro still has a lot of balls, metaphorically speaking of course.
